ALA Best Fiction for Young Adults * ALA Notable Children's Book * Horn Book Fanfare Book * Kirkus Reviews Editor’s Choice * SLJ Best Book of the Year By the beloved and bestselling grandmaster of fantasy, Sir Terry Pratchett, this is the first in a series of Discworld novels starring the young witch Tiffany Aching. A nightmarish danger threatens from the other side of reality. . . . Armed with only a frying pan and her common sense, young witch-to-be Tiffany Aching must defend her home against the monsters of Fairyland. Luckily she has some very unusual help: the local Nac Mac Feegle—aka the Wee Free Men—a clan of fierce, sheep-stealing, sword-wielding, six-inch-high blue men. Together they must face headless horsemen, ferocious grimhounds, terrifying dreams come true, and ultimately the sinister Queen of the Elves herself. . . . The five funny and fabulous Tiffany Aching adventures are: The Wee Free MenA Hat Full of SkyWintersmithI Shall Wear MidnightThe Shepherd’s CrownTiffany’s mentors, Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg, star in the novels Equal Rites, Wyrd Sisters, Witches Abroad, Lords and Ladies, Maskerade, and Carpe Jugulum. And don’t miss Terry Pratchett’s hilarious and wise Discworld novel The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, winner of the Carnegie Medal!

Tiffany Aching

The Wee Free Men

“[Pratchett’s] books are almost always better than they have to be, and Going Postal is no exception, full of nimble wordplay, devious plotting and outrageous situations, but always grounded in an astute understanding of human nature.” — San Francisco Chronicle The 33rd installment in acclaimed New York Times bestselling author Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, a splendid send-up of government, the postal system, and everything that lies in between. Suddenly, condemned arch-swindler Moist von Lipwig found himself with a noose around his neck and dropping through a trapdoor into . . . a government job? By all rights, Moist should be meeting his maker rather than being offered a position as Postmaster by Lord Vetinari, supreme ruler of Ankh-Morpork. Getting the moribund Postal Service up and running again, however, may prove an impossible task, what with literally mountains of decades-old undelivered mail clogging every nook and cranny of the broken-down post office. Worse still, Moist could swear the mail is talking to him. Worst of all, it means taking on the gargantuan, greedy Grand Trunk clacks communication monopoly and its bloodthirsty piratical headman. But if the bold and undoable are what's called for, Moist's the man for the job—to move the mail, continue breathing, get the girl, and specially deliver that invaluable commodity that every being, human or otherwise requires: hope.

Discworld

Going Postal

“Pratchett’s books are almost always better than they have to be, and Going Postal is no exception, full of nimble wordplay, devious plotting and outrageous situations, but always grounded in an astute understanding of human nature.”—San Francisco Chronicle A splendid send-up of government bureaucracy, corruption, the postal system, and everything in between in this ingenious entry in Sir Terry Pratchett’s internationally bestselling Discworld series. By all rights, Arch-swindler Moist von Lipwig should be meeting his maker at the end of a noose. Instead, Lord Vetinari, supreme ruler of Ankh-Morpork, has made him the city’s Postmaster General. Death may be preferable to fixing the Postal Service—a creaky, outdated institution beset by eccentric employees, mountains of old, undelivered mail Moist swears is talking to him, and a dangerous secret order. To restore the postal service to its former glory, Moist accepts the help of the tough talking and very attractive activist Adora Belle Dearheart. But to succeed, Moist must overcome two formidable foes—new technology and the greedy chairman of a communication monopoly who will stop at nothing to delay Ankh-Morpork’s post for good . . . The Discworld novels can be read in any order, but Going Postal is the first book in the Moist von Lipwig series. The series, in order, includes: Going Postal Making Money Raising Steam

City Watch

“Wickedly satirical . . . nothing short of brilliant.”—Publishers Weekly (starred review) New York Times bestselling author Sir Terry Pratchett explores the inanity of war, sexual politics, and why the best man for the job is often a woman in this acerbically funny and poignant Discworld novel. In the small country of Borogravia, there are strict rules citizens must follow. Women belong in the kitchen—not in offices, pubs, nor pants. And certainly not on the front lines when war comes to Discworld. Polly Perks took over running her family’s humble inn when her brother, Paul, marched off to war. But it’s been more than two months since his last letter home, and the news from the front is bad. To find her missing brother, the resourceful Polly cuts off her hair and joins the army as a young man named Oliver. As Polly closely guards her secret, she notices that her fellow recruits seem to be guarding secrets of their own. And before they’ve learned to properly march, Polly and her fellow raw recruits find themselves in the thick of a losing battle. All they have on their side is the most artful sergeant in the army and a vampire with a lust for coffee. No matter, it’s time to make a stand. . . . The Discworld novels can be read in any order but Monstrous Regiment is a standalone.

Monstrous Regiment

Winner of the Andre Norton Award for Young Adult Science Fiction and Fantasy By the beloved and bestselling grandmaster of fantasy, Sir Terry Pratchett, this is the fourth in a series of Discworld novels starring the young witch Tiffany Aching. As the witch of the Chalk, Tiffany Aching performs the distinctly unglamorous work of caring for the needy. But someone—or something—is inciting fear, generating dark thoughts and angry murmurs against witches. Tiffany must find the source of unrest and defeat the evil at its root. Aided by the tiny-but-tough Wee Free Men, Tiffany faces a dire challenge, for if she falls, the whole Chalk falls with her. . . . The five funny and fabulous Tiffany Aching adventures are: The Wee Free MenA Hat Full of SkyWintersmithI Shall Wear MidnightThe Shepherd’s CrownTiffany’s mentors, Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg, star in the novels Equal Rites, Wyrd Sisters, Witches Abroad, Lords and Ladies, Maskerade, and Carpe Jugulum. And don’t miss Terry Pratchett’s hilarious and wise Discworld novel The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents!

I Shall Wear Midnight

“Start with Douglas Adams’s comic science fiction (A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) and J.R.R. Tolkien’s alternative worlds, mix in James Ellroy’s gritty realism and Jonathan Swift’s unflinching satire and, if you’re lucky, you’ll get something like Terry Pratchett’s Thud!” —Wall Street Journal City Watch Commander Sam Vimes must solve the murder of a prominent dwarf or watch as Discworld is plunged into a bloody civil war in Terry Pratchett’s delightful Discworld satire, a brilliant tale of prejudice, ancient feuds, and tender fatherhood. This new recording of THUD! is narrated by actor Jon Culshaw (Dead Ringers and the Doctor Who audiobooks). Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reads the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz (Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace) stars as the voice of Death. Long, long ago, in a gods-forsaken hellhole called Koom Valley, trolls and dwarfs met in bloody combat. Centuries later, each side still views the other with simmering animosity that has been heightened of late because of one Grag Hamcrusher. The influential dwarf has been fomenting unrest among a section of Ankh-Morpork’s citizenry—a volatile situation made far worse when the petite provocateur is discovered bashed to death . . . with a troll club lying conveniently nearby. If he doesn’t solve the murder of just one dwarf, Commander Sam Vimes of Ankh-Morpork City Watch is going to see it fought again, right outside his office. But more than one corpse is waiting for Vimes in the eerie, summoning darkness of a labyrinthine mine network being secretly excavated beneath Ankh-Morpork’s streets. With war-drums beating ever louder, Vimes must unravel every clue, outwit every assassin, and brave any darkness to find the solution. And the darkness is following him, pulling him deep into the muck and mire of superstition, hatred, and fear—and perhaps all the way to Koom Valley itself. Until six o’clock every day, when without fail, the Commander goes home to read Where’s My Cow?, with accompanying farmyard noises, to his little boy. Because there are some things you must do. The Discworld novels can be read in any order but Thud! is the 7th book in the City Watch collection and the 34th Discworld book. The City Watch collection in order: Guards! Guards!Men at ArmsFeet of ClayJingoThe Fifth ElephantNight WatchThud!Snuff

Thud!

“A lively outing, complete with sly shout-outs to Jane Austen and gritty police procedurals.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) In Terry Pratchett’s delightful New York Times bestselling tale of crime, class, prejudice, and punishment, Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on vacation. But this is Discworld, where nothing goes as planned—and hilarious adventure ensues. This new recording is narrated by actor Jon Culshaw (Dead Ringers, and the Doctor Who audiobooks). Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reads the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz (Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace) stars as the voice of Death. It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse. At long last, Lady Sybil has lured her husband, Sam Vimes, on a well-deserved and long-overdue holiday. But for the commander of the City Watch, a vacation in the country is anything but relaxing. The balls, the teas, the muck—not to mention all that fresh air and birdsong—are more than a bit taxing on a cynical city-born and -bred copper. The policeman is back on familiar ground when a body is found—the first of many, many corpses—and an ancient crime more terrible than murder is uncovered. Out of his jurisdiction, out of his element, and out of bacon sandwiches (thanks to his well-meaning wife)—Sam must rely on his copper’s instincts, guile, and Ankh-Morpork street smarts to see justice done. As he sets off on the chase, though, he must remember to watch where he steps. . . . This is the countryside, after all, and the streets most definitely are not paved with gold. The Discworld novels can be read in any order, but Snuff is the 8th book in the City Watch collection and the 39th Discworld book. The City Watch series in order: Guards! Guards!Men at ArmsFeet of ClayJingoThe Fifth ElephantNight WatchThud!Snuff

Snuff

New York Times Bestseller Do you believe in magic? Can you imagine a war between wizards? An exciting journey in an airship or down in a submarine? Would you like to meet the fastest truncheon in the Wild West? The Witch’s Vacuum Cleaner is the second fabulously funny short-story collection from the late acclaimed storyteller Sir Terry Pratchett, author of the beloved and bestselling Discworld fantasy series. A follow-up to Dragons at Crumbling Castle, this second batch of storytelling gems features stories written when Sir Terry was just seventeen years old and working as a junior reporter. In these pages, new Pratchett fans will find wonder, mayhem, sorcery, and delight—and loyal readers will recognize the seeds of ideas that went on to influence his most beloved tales later in life. As Neil Gaiman says, “a Terry Pratchett book is a small miracle”—and The Witch’s Vacuum Cleaner proves to be another miracle taking its place alongside Pratchett’s astounding and cherished body of work.

The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories

“Start with Douglas Adams’s comic science fiction (A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) and J.R.R. Tolkien’s alternative worlds, mix in James Ellroy’s gritty realism and Jonathan Swift’s unflinching satire and, if you’re lucky, you’ll get something like Terry Pratchett’s Thud!” —Wall Street Journal City Watch Commander Sam Vimes must solve the murder of a prominent dwarf or watch as Discworld is plunged into a bloody civil war in Terry Pratchett’s delightful Discworld satire, a brilliant tale of prejudice, ancient feuds, and tender fatherhood Long, long ago, in a gods-forsaken hellhole called Koom Valley, trolls and dwarfs met in bloody combat. Centuries later, each side still views the other with simmering animosity that has been heightened of late because of one Grag Hamcrusher. The influential dwarf has been fomenting unrest among a section of Ankh-Morpork’s citizenry—a volatile situation made far worse when the petite provocateur is discovered bashed to death . . . with a troll club lying conveniently nearby. If he doesn’t solve the murder of just one dwarf, Commander Sam Vimes of Ankh-Morpork City Watch is going to see it fought again, right outside his office. But more than one corpse is waiting for Vimes in the eerie, summoning darkness of a labyrinthine mine network being secretly excavated beneath Ankh-Morpork’s streets. With war-drums beating ever louder, Vimes must unravel every clue, outwit every assassin, and brave any darkness to find the solution. And the darkness is following him, pulling him deep into the muck and mire of superstition, hatred, and fear—and perhaps all the way to Koom Valley itself. Until six o’clock every day, when without fail, the Commander goes home to read Where’s My Cow?, with accompanying farmyard noises, to his little boy. Because there are some things you must do. The Discworld novels can be read in any order but Thud! is the 7th book in the City Watch collection and the 34th Discworld book. The City Watch collection in order: Guards! Guards!Men at ArmsFeet of ClayJingoThe Fifth ElephantNight WatchThud!Snuff

""Like the best of its predecessors, Making Money balances satire, knockabout farce and close observation of human — and non-human — foibles with impressive dexterity and deceptive ease. The result is another ingenious entertainment from the preeminent comic fantasist of our time.” — Washington Post. The hero of Going Postal returns in the 36th installment of Sir Terry Pratchett's beloved Discworld series! Moist von Lipwig, condemned prisoner turned postal worker extraordinaire is now in charge of a different branch of the government: overseeing the printing of Ankh-Morpork’s first paper currency. Amazingly, former arch-swindler-turned-Postmaster General Moist von Lipwig has somehow managed to get the woefully inefficient Ankh-Morpork Post Office running like . . . well, not like a government office at all. Now the supreme despot Lord Vetinari is asking Moist if he'd like to make some real money. Vetinari wants Moist to resuscitate the venerable Royal Mint—so that perhaps it will no longer cost considerably more than a penny to make a penny. Moist doesn't want the job. However, a request from Ankh-Morpork's current ruling tyrant isn't a ""request"" per se, more like a ""once-in-a-lifetime-offer-you-can-certainly-refuse-if-you-feel-you've-lived-quite-long-enough."" So Moist will just have to learn to deal with elderly Royal Bank chairman Topsy (née Turvy) Lavish and her two loaded crossbows, a face-lapping Mint manager, and a chief clerk who's probably a vampire. But he'll soon be making lethal enemies as well as money, especially if he can't figure out where all the gold has gone. The Discworld novels can be read in any order, but Making Money is the second book in the Moist von Lipwig series.

Making Money

""Wickedly satirical . . . nothing short of brilliant.” — Publishers Weekly (starred review) The 31st entry in Sir Terry Pratchett’s internationally bestselling Discworld series about the art of war and the brave women who wage it. This new audiobook recording is narrated by Katherine Parkinson (The IT Crowd and Here We Go), with Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Love Actually; Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reading the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz (Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace) starring as the voice of Death. War has come to Discworld. The homes and businesses throughout the duchy of Borogravia limp along, doing the best they can without their men, sent to fight their age-old enemy. Polly has taken over the lion’s share of responsibility for the running of her family’s humble inn, The Duchess. Her beloved brother Paul marched off to war almost a year ago, but it has been more than two months since his last letter home, and the news from the front is bad: the fighting has reached the border, supplies are dwindling, and the brave Borogravians are losing precious ground. So the resourceful Polly cuts off her hair and joins the army as a young man named Oliver. As Polly closely guards her secret, she notices that her fellow recruits seem to be guarding secrets of their own. A novel that explores the inanity of war, the ins and outs of sexual politics, and why often the best man for the job is a woman, Monstrous Regiment is vintage Pratchett in top form. The Discworld novels can be read in any order but Monstrous Regiment is a standalone.

A delightfully funny, fantastically inventive collection of twenty newly unearthed short stories by Sir Terry Pratchett, the award-winning and bestselling author of the phenomenally successful Discworld fantasy series. This special trove is a must-have for Pratchett fans of all ages. The audiobook is narrated by a stunning cast that includes David Tennant, Claire Foy, Paterson Joseph, Indira Varma, and more! These rediscovered tales were written by Terry Pratchett under a pseudonym for British newspapers during the 1970s and 1980s. The stories have never been attributed to him until now, and might never have been found—were it not for the efforts of a few dedicated fans. Though none of the short works are set in the Discworld, all are infused with Pratchett's trademark wit, satirical wisdom, and brilliant imagination, hinting at the magical universe he would go on to create. Meet Og the inventor, the first caveman to cultivate fire, as he discovers the highs and lows of progress; haunt the Ministry of Nuisances with the defiant evicted ghosts of Pilgarlic Towers; visit Blackbury, a small market town with weird weather and an otherworldly visitor; and embark on a dangerous quest through time and space with hero Kron, which begins in the ancient city of Morpork. Irresistibly entertaining, A Stroke of the Pen is an essential collection from the great Terry Pratchett, a “master storyteller” (A. S. Byatt) who “defies categorization” (The Times). The full cast of narrators includes: David TennantClaire FoyPaterson JosephStephen BriggsNigel PlanerTony RobinsonKatherine ParkinsonIndira VarmaJohn CulshawMathew BayntonRichard CoyleDerek JacobiDavid JasonSteffan RhodriMaggie ServiceHallie MorahanJason WatkinsRhianna PratchettRob WilkinsColin SmytheNeil Gaiman

A Stroke of the Pen

“Outlandish fun. . . . Making Money balances satire, knockabout farce and close observation of human—and non-human—foibles with impressive dexterity and deceptive ease. The result is another ingenious entertainment from the preeminent comic fantasist of our time.”—Washington Post The hero of Going Postal has an even more dangerous job than the mail: overseeing the tanking Royal Bank and the printing of Ankh-Morpork’s first paper currency in this brilliant installment in New York Times bestselling author Sir Terry Pratchett’s beloved Discworld series. The Royal Bank of Ankh-Morpork is facing a crisis, and who better to manage it than the man who turned around Ankh-Morpork’s inefficient Post Office, former arch-swindler-turned-Postmaster General Moist von Lipwig. Lord Vetinari once again makes Moist an offer he can’t refuse: resuscitate the venerable Royal Mint. The bank has many problems: the chief cashier is almost certainly a vampire, the elderly chairman and her two loaded crossbows needs a daily walkie, there’s something strange happening in the cellar, and running the Royal Mint is costing a mint. As Moist begins to make some ambitious changes, he accrues some dangerous enemies. Everyone knows money is power—and certain stakeholders will do anything to keep a firm grip on both . . . The Discworld novels can be read in any order, but Making Money is the second book in the Moist von Lipwig series. The full series, in order, includes: Going Postal Making Money Raising Steam

Winner of the Mythopoeic Fantasy Award for Adolescent Literature * Locus Award for Best Young Adult Book Winner * ALA Best Fiction for Young Adults * ALA Notable Children's Book The second in beloved and bestselling fantasy grandmaster Sir Terry Pratchett's beloved Discworld novels starring the young witch Tiffany Aching. Tiffany Aching is ready to begin her apprenticeship in magic. She expects spells and magic—not chores and ill-tempered nanny goats! Surely there must be more to witchcraft than this. What Tiffany doesn't know is that an insidious, disembodied creature is pursuing her. This time, neither Mistress Weatherwax (the greatest witch in the world) nor the fierce, six-inch-high Wee Free Men can protect her. In the end, it will take all of Tiffany's inner strength to save herself . . . if it can be done at all. ""A Hat Full of Sky continues Terry Pratchett’s brilliant look into the world of a young witch: this time, with more angst."" (Fantasy Book Review) The five funny and fabulous Tiffany Aching adventures are: The Wee Free MenA Hat Full of Sky WintersmithI Shall Wear MidnightThe Shepherd’s CrownTiffany’s mentors, Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg, star in the novels Equal Rites, Wyrd Sisters, Witches Abroad, Lords and Ladies, Maskerade, and Carpe Jugulum. And don’t miss Terry Pratchett’s hilarious and wise Discworld novel The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents!

A Hat Full of Sky

ALA Best Fiction for Young Adults * ALA Booklist Editors' Choice * ALA Notable Children's Book “Pratchett’s unique blend of comedy and articulate insight is at its vibrant best. Full of rich humor, wisdom, and eventfulness.” —Horn Book (starred review) By the beloved and bestselling grandmaster of fantasy, Sir Terry Pratchett, this is the third in a series of Discworld novels starring the young witch Tiffany Aching. When the Spirit of Winter takes a fancy to Tiffany Aching, he wants her to stay in his gleaming, frozen world. Forever. It will take all the young witch's skill and cunning, as well as help from the legendary Granny Weatherwax and the irrepressible Wee Free Men, to survive until Spring. Because if Tiffany doesn't make it to Spring, Spring won't come for anyone. The five funny and fabulous Tiffany Aching adventures are: The Wee Free MenA Hat Full of SkyWintersmithI Shall Wear MidnightThe Shepherd’s CrownTiffany’s mentors, Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg, star in the novels Equal Rites, Wyrd Sisters, Witches Abroad, Lords and Ladies, Maskerade, and Carpe Jugulum. And don’t miss Terry Pratchett’s hilarious and wise Discworld novel The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents!

Wintersmith

ALA Best Fiction for Young Adults * ALA Notable Children's Book * Horn Book Fanfare Book * Kirkus Reviews Editor’s Choice * SLJ Best Book of the Year By the beloved and bestselling grandmaster of fantasy, Sir Terry Pratchett, this is the first in a series of Discworld novels starring the young witch Tiffany Aching. A nightmarish danger threatens from the other side of reality. . . . Armed with only a frying pan and her common sense, young witch-to-be Tiffany Aching must defend her home against the monsters of Fairyland. Luckily she has some very unusual help: the local Nac Mac Feegle—aka the Wee Free Men—a clan of fierce, sheep-stealing, sword-wielding, six-inch-high blue men. Together they must face headless horsemen, ferocious grimhounds, terrifying dreams come true, and ultimately the sinister Queen of the Elves herself. . . . The five funny and fabulous Tiffany Aching adventures are: The Wee Free MenA Hat Full of SkyWintersmithI Shall Wear MidnightThe Shepherd’s CrownTiffany’s mentors, Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg, star in the novels Equal Rites, Wyrd Sisters, Witches Abroad, Lords and Ladies, Maskerade, and Carpe Jugulum. And don’t miss Terry Pratchett’s hilarious and wise Discworld novel The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, winner of the Carnegie Medal!

""Nobody writes fantasy funnier than Pratchett.” —Booklist Discworld lives on in Unseen Academicals, the 37th novel in Sir Terry Pratchett's beloved fantasy series. Discword has succumbed to a powerful magic that could tear it apart. Soon colleague is pitted against colleague, brother against brother, sons against fathers as all become infected with a frightening condition know as football fever (well, we Yanks call it soccer madness). The wizards at Ankh-Morpork's Unseen University are renowned for many things—wisdom, magic, and their love of teatime—but athletics is most assuredly not on the list. So when Lord Vetinari, the city's benevolent tyrant, strongly suggests to Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully that the university revive an erstwhile tradition and once again put forth a football team composed of faculty, students, and staff—or lose the funding that pays for their nine daily meals—the wizards of UU find themselves in a quandary. To begin with, they have to figure out what it is that makes this sport of foot-the-ball so popular with Ankh-Morporkians of all ages and social strata. Then they have to learn how to play it. Oh, and on top of that, they must win a football match without using magic. And the thing about football—the most important thing about football— is that it is never just about football. Filled with his usual sharp wit, sagacious observations, and keen social commentary, Unseen Academicals demonstrates the satirical genius of Terry Pratchett. The Discworld novels can be read in any order but Unseen Academicals is the seventh book in the Wizards series.

Unseen Academicals

“Football, food, fashion and wizards collide in Pratchett’s affectionate satire on the foibles of sports and sports fans. . . .The prose crackles with wit and charm. . . . At its heart, this is an intelligent, cheeky love letter to football, its fans and the unifying power of sports.” —Publishers Weekly Football (aka soccer) comes to the ancient city of Ankh-Morpork, upending the wizards of Unseen University—and dividing Discworld—in this wonderfully funny novel in Sir Terry Pratchett’s internationally bestselling Discworld series (and the 7th book in the Wizards collection). This fantastic new recording is read by Colin Morgan (Merlin; Belfast), with Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reading the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz (Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace) starring as the voice of Death. The wizards at Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University are renowned for many things—wisdom, magic, teatime—but athletics, not so much. When Lord Vetinari, the city’s benevolent tyrant, strongly suggests to Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully that the university revive its sports program and field a football team composed of faculty, students, and staff—or lose the funding that pays for their nine daily meals—the wizards of UU find themselves in a quandary. First, they have to understand what makes foot-the-ball so popular with Ankh-Morporkians. Then they have to learn how to play it—and win—without using magic. Of course, the thing about football is that it is never just about football. The Discworld novels can be read in any order but Unseen Academicals is the seventh and final book in the Wizards collection (and 37th Discworld book). The other books in the Wizards collection include: The Color of MagicThe Light FantasticSourceryEricInteresting TimesThe Last Continent

New York Times Bestseller * Winner of the Los Angeles Times Book Prize * Winner of the Boston Globe/Horn Book Award * Michael L. Printz Medal honor winner From the pen of Sir Terry Pratchett, author of the beloved and bestselling Discworld fantasy series, comes an epic adventure of survival that mixes hope, humor, and humanity. When a giant wave destroys his village, Mau is the only one left. Daphne—a traveler from the other side of the globe—is the sole survivor of a shipwreck. Separated by language and customs, the two are united by catastrophe. Slowly, they are joined by other refugees. And as they struggle to protect the small band, Mau and Daphne defy ancestral spirits, challenge death himself, and uncover a long-hidden secret that literally turns the world upside down. Sir Terry also received a prestigious Printz Honor from the American Library Association for his novel Dodger.

Nation

“An astonishing novel. Were Terry Pratchett not demonstratively a master craftsman already, The Amazing Maurice might be considered his masterpiece.” —Neil Gaiman The Amazing Maurice runs the perfect Pied Piper scam. This streetwise alley cat knows the value of cold, hard cash and can talk his way into and out of anything. But when Maurice and his cohorts decide to con the town of Bad Blinitz, it will take more than fast talking to survive the danger that awaits. For this is a town where food is scarce and rats are hated, where cellars are lined with deadly traps, and where a terrifying evil lurks beneath the hunger-stricken streets.... Set in bestselling author Sir Terry Pratchett's beloved Discworld, this masterfully crafted, gripping read is both compelling and funny. When one of the world's most acclaimed fantasy writers turns a classic fairy tale on its head, no one will ever look at the Pied Piper—or rats—the same way again! This book’s feline hero was first mentioned in the Discworld novel Reaper Man and stars in the movie version of his adventure, The Amazing Maurice, featuring David Tenant, Emma Clarke, Hamish Patel, and Hugh Laurie. Fans of Maurice will relish the adventures of Tiffany Aching, staring with The Wee Free Men and A Hat Full of Sky! Carnegie Medal Winner * ALA Best Fiction for Young Adults * New York Public Library Books for the Teen Age * VOYA Best Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror * Book Sense Pick

The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

The second in Terry Pratchett's beloved Discworld novels starring the young witch Tiffany Aching. Tiffany Aching is ready to begin her apprenticeship in magic. She expects spells and magic—not chores and ill-tempered nanny goats! Surely there must be more to witchcraft than this. What Tiffany doesn't know is that an insidious, disembodied creature is pursuing her. This time, neither Mistress Weatherwax (the greatest witch in the world) nor the fierce, six-inch-high Wee Free Men can protect her. In the end, it will take all of Tiffany's inner strength to save herself . . . if it can be done at all. 'A Hat Full of Sky continues Terry Pratchett’s brilliant look into the world of a young witch: this time, with more angst.' (Fantasy Book Review) Winner of the Mythopoeic Fantasy Award for Adolescent Literature

New York Times Bestseller! Beloved and bestselling author Sir Terry Pratchett's Dodger, a Printz Honor Book, combines high comedy with deep wisdom in a tale of one remarkable boy's rise in a fantasy-infused Victorian London. Seventeen-year-old Dodger is content as a sewer scavenger. But he enters a new world when he rescues a young girl from a beating, and her fate impacts some of the most powerful people in England. From Dodger's encounter with the mad barber Sweeney Todd, to his meetings with the great writer Charles Dickens and the calculating politician Benjamin Disraeli, history and fantasy intertwine in a breathtaking account of adventure and mystery. Creator of the popular Discworld fantasy series, Sir Terry also received a prestigious Printz Honor from the American Library Association for his novel Nation.

Dodger

From the beloved and bestselling Sir Terry Pratchett, creator of the Discworld fantasy series. ""In the beginning, there was nothing but endless flatness. Then came the Carpet."" That’s the old story that every tiny citizen of the empire found in the Carpet knows. But now a new story is in the making. The story of Fray, sweeping a trail of destruction across the Carpet, of power-hungry villains wreaking havoc, and of two brothers on an adventure to end all adventures. It's a story that will come to a terrible end—if someone doesn't do something about it. If everyone doesn't do something about it... First published in 1971, this novel marked the debut of Sir Terry Pratchett, storyteller extraordinaire. Years later, Sir Terry revised his early work. This edition includes the updated text and the original short story that was the forerunner to The Carpet People. Discover more of Sir Terry's fierce and funny tiny heroes in The Wee Free Men and The Bromeliad Trilogy!

The Carpet People

The fourth in a series of Discworld novels starring the young witch Tiffany Aching. As the witch of the Chalk, Tiffany Aching performs the distinctly unglamorous work of caring for the needy. But someone—or something—is inciting fear, generating dark thoughts and angry murmurs against witches. Tiffany must find the source of unrest and defeat the evil at its root. Aided by the tiny-but-tough Wee Free Men, Tiffany faces a dire challenge, for if she falls, the whole Chalk falls with her. . . .

The third novel in legendary author and Discworld creator Terry Pratchett and award-winning science fiction writer Stephen Baxter's “Long Earth” series, which Io9 calls “a brilliant science fiction collaboration.” 2040. The Long Earth is in chaos. . . . The cataclysmic Yellowstone eruption is shutting down civilization. Whole populations flee to the relative safety of myriad stepwise Earths. Sally Linsay, Joshua Valiente, and Lobsang have all been involved in the perilous post-eruption clean-up. But Joshua faces a crisis close to home. From a long childhood hidden deep in the Long Earth, a new breed of young, super-bright post-humans is emerging—but ""normal"" human society is turning against them, driven by ignorance and fear. For Joshua, caught up in the conflict, a dramatic showdown seems inevitable. Meanwhile, U.S. Navy Commander Maggie Kauffman embarks on an incredible journey, leading an expedition to the unexplored limits of the far Long Earth. And Sally is contacted by her long-vanished father, Willis Linsay, inventor of the original Stepper device. Ever the maverick, he is planning a fantastic voyage of his own—across the Long Mars. But what is his true motivation? For Joshua, for humankind, for the Long Earth itself—everything is different now. Joshua becomes embroiled in the plight of the Next: the super-bright post-humans who are beginning to emerge from their “long childhood” in the community called Happy Landings, located deep in the Long Earth. Ignorance and fear have caused “normal” human society to turn against the Next. A dramatic showdown seems inevitable. . . . The complete list of books in the Long Earth series include: The Long EarthThe Long WarThe Long MarsThe Long UtopiaThe Long Cosmos

Long Earth

The Long Mars

""A wholly satisfying conclusion.” — Publishers Weekly The thrilling conclusion to the internationally bestselling Long Earth series explores the greatest question of all: What is the meaning of life? 2070-71. Nearly six decades after Step Day, a new society continues to evolve in the Long Earth. Now, a message has been received: “Join us.” The Next—the hyper-intelligent post-humans—realize that the missive contains instructions for kick-starting the development of an immense artificial intelligence known as The Machine. But to build this computer the size of an Earth continent, they must obtain help from the more populous and still industrious worlds of mankind. Meanwhile, on a trek in the High Meggers, Joshua Valienté, now nearing seventy, is saved from death when a troll band discovers him. Living among the trolls as he recovers, Joshua develops a deeper understanding of this collective-intelligence species and its society. He discovers that some older trolls, with capacious memories, act as communal libraries, and live on a very strange Long Earth world, in caverns under the root systems of trees as tall as mountains. Valienté also learns something much more profound . . . about life and its purpose in the Long Earth: We cultivate the cosmos to maximize the opportunities for life and joy in this universe, and to prepare for new universes to come. The complete list of books in the Long Earth series include: The Long EarthThe Long WarThe Long MarsThe Long UtopiaThe Long Cosmos

The Long Cosmos

“Their trademark world building and questions of morality remain intact . . . The explosive cliffhanger ending—also now something of a trademark—promises one final return to the series.” — Booklist The fourth novel in Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter’s bestselling series, which io9 calls “a brilliant science fiction collaboration.” 2045-2059. Human society continues to evolve on Datum Earth, its battered and weary origin planet, as the spread of humanity progresses throughout the many Earths beyond. Lobsang, now an elderly and complex AI, suffers a breakdown, and disguised as a human attempts to live a “normal” life on one of the millions of Long Earth worlds. His old friend, Joshua, now in his fifties, searches for his father and discovers a heretofore unknown family history. And the super-intelligent post-humans known as “the Next” continue to adapt to life among “lesser” humans. But an alarming new challenge looms. An alien planet has somehow become “entangled” with one of the Long Earth worlds and, as Lobsang and Joshua learn, its voracious denizens intend to capture, conquer, and colonize the new universe—the Long Earth—they have inadvertently discovered. World-building, the intersection of universes, the coexistence of diverse species, and the cosmic meaning of the Long Earth itself are among the mind-expanding themes explored in this exciting new installment of Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter's extraordinary Long Earth series. The complete list of books in the Long Earth series include: The Long EarthThe Long WarThe Long MarsThe Long UtopiaThe Long Cosmos

The Long Utopia

Lady Sybil onnistuu viimeinkin patistamaan sir Samuel Vimesin lomalle maaseudun rauhaan, ja karjalaitumien keskelle joutuu lähtemään myös heidän poikansa Sam nuorempi. Juniori alkaa viihtyä paremmin, kun paimenidyllissäkin näyttää sikiävän rikoksia. Lordi Rustin pojan johtamilla paikkakunnan silmäätekevillä tuntuu olevan jotakin hiisiä vastaan. Niihin suhtaudutaan kaikella mahdollisella lajistisella ylenkatseella ja inholla, vaikka ne pysyttelevät omissa oloissaan maanalaisissa koloissaan. Vielä pahempaakin tapahtuu. Ja mitä mahtavat tarkoittaa salaperäiset vihjailut nuoren lordi Rustin plantaasillaan käyttämästä orjatyövoimasta? Minne paikkakunnalta katosi suuri joukko hiisiä muutamia vuosia aikaisemmin? Samilla riittää pohtimista, mutta onneksi osa Ankh- Morporkin Kaupunginvartioston parhaista voimista huomaa olevansa maalaisilman tarpeessa ja ilmestyy paikkakunnalle. Niistäjässä Terry Pratchett käyttää tuttuun tapaansa huumoria aseena - tällä kertaa lajismia, orjakauppaa, älyllisten olentojen kansainvälistä salakuljetusta ja lajien oikeuksien polkemista vastaan.

Niistäjä

On kulunut reilut parikymmentä vuotta Pitkän Maan ”löytämisestä”. Pitkässä Maassa on yhä enemmän siirtokuntia, ja teknologia kehittyy huimin harppauksin. Mutta jännitteet siirtokuntien ja tämän päivämäärän Maan välillä kasvavat nopeasti, ja Joshua Valientékin joutuu jättämään perheensä siirtokunnassa estääkseen ihmiskuntaa ajautumasta historiansa suurimpaan sotaan... Pitkä Sota on jatkoa romaanille Pitkä Maa (2013). Tässä jännittävässä tieteisfantasiassa kaksi tunnustettua kirjailijaa ovat yhdistäneet voimansa. Tuloksena on moniulotteinen ajatusleikki ja huima seikkailu.

Pitkä Maa

Pitkä sota

Vuonna 2015 poliisi Monica Jansson löytää erään omalaatuisen keksijän palaneen talon luota erikoisen laitteen. Keksintö muuttaa koko maailman elämän, sillä sen avulla on mahdollista matkustaa lukemattomiin rinnakkaistodellisuuksiin, niin sanottuun Pitkään Maahan. Miten rajattomat mahdollisuudet vaikuttavat ihmisiin? Ja onko Pitkä Maa niin vaaraton kuin luullaan? Pitkässä Maassa kaksi tunnustettua kirjailijaa ovat yhdistäneet voimansa. Tuloksena on jännittävä, moniulotteinen ajatusleikki ja huima seikkailu. Teos aloittaa uuden sarjan. Sen ensimmäisessä osassa matkustetaan kohti juuri löydetyn Pitkän Maan ääriä...

Pitkä maa

” Vanha” Maa on Yellowstonen purkauksen jäljiltä kriisissä ja kokonaiset kansakunnat evakuoituvat Pitkään Maahan. Joshua Valienté, Lobsang ja Sally Linsay osallistuvat kriisin selvittelyyn kukin tavallaan. Sitten Sally Linsay saa yllättäen yhteyden vuosikymmeniä kadoksissa olleeseen isäänsä, salaperäiseen keksijä Willis Linsayhin...

Pitkä Mars

Terry Pratchetts Scheibenwelt wird hörbar - Mumm, Karotte, Colon, Nobby, Sybil Käsedick, der Patrizier & Co. werden lebendig! Ein herbei beschworener Drache terrorisiert Ankh-Morpork und stürzt die Stadt mehr und mehr ins Chaos. Nur die heruntergekommene Nachtwache um den versoffenen Hauptmann Mumm nimmt zusammen mit der Drachen-Expertin Sybil Käsedick den Kampf gegen das Ungetüm auf und legt dem geheimnisvollen Obersten Größten Meister das Handwerk ...

Wachen! Wachen!

Terry Pratchetts Schriftstellerkarriere begann früh: bereits mit sechzehn Jahren schrieb er Erzählungen. Die besten Stories aus dieser Zeit werden nun erstmals veröffentlicht: Drachen in Kochtöpfen, langweilige Ritter, Baby-Schneemenschen, Tümpelmonster sowie die legendären Teppichvölker spielen die Hauptrollen in dieser Sammlung feinsten Humors.

Dralle Drachen

Düstere Gassen im London des 19. Jahrhunderts: Hilflose Schönheiten zittern vor dunklen Feinden, Schriftsteller versuchen sich als Detektive und mörderische Barbiere erledigen ihre Opfer nach allen Regeln der Kunst. Hier kann nur einer aufräumen – und das ist ausgerechnet der Straßenjunge Dodger. Als er auf der Suche nach den Halunken, die die schöne Simplicity überfallen haben, einen fiesen Kerl namens Sweeney Todd zur Strecke bringt, feiert ihn ganz London als Held. Doch das ruft auch einen geheimnisvollen Attentäter auf den Plan, und nicht nur der will Dodger lieber früher als später tot sehen.

Dunkle Halunken

Lordi Vetinarilla on vastahakoiselle Tahmee von Lipwigille jälleen tehtävä: erään innokkaan keksijän ja hänen rahoittajansa toimesta Ankh-Morporkiin on rakenteilla höyryjunarata, ja Vetinari haluaa Tahmeen valvovan kaupungin edustajana, että kaikki sujuu hyvin. Siinä onkin tehtävää kerrakseen, sillä kaupungin alla asuvien peikkojen mielestä höyryjuna on viimeinen asia, jota Ankh-Morpork kaipaa... Täyttä höyryä on taattua Kiekkomaailma-menoa rakastetulta huumorifantasian mestarilta. Höyryjunan lisäksi Pratchett kuvaa pistämättömään tyyliinsä edistyksen ja fundamentalismin välistä ristivetoa.

Täyttä höyryä

On vuosi 2070, Pitkän Maan löytämisestä on jo lähes kuusi vuosikymmentä. Seuraavat ovat ottaneet paikkansa Pitkässä Maassa ja jatkuvasti kehittyvä yhteiskunta elää jälkihumanistista aikaa. Kehitys kiihtyy entisestään, kun radioastronomit poimivat tähtien takaa viestin, joka sisältää ohjeet aivan uudenlaisen tekoälyn kehittämiseen. Pala palalta, bitti bitiltä superälykkäät Seuraavat rakentavat mantereenkokoisen tekoälyn, joka muuttaa kaikkien Pitkän Maan asukkaiden elämän.

Pitkä Kosmos

Aikuiseksi kasvanut Tiffany Särkynen, Liitumaan virallinen noita, päätyy vainajan viimeisen tahdon mukaisesti noitien johtajaksi viran entisen haltijan Muori Säävirkun kuoltua. Kunnia on suuri mutta homma rankka. Kaikeksi onneksi Tiffany saa apua Geoffreylta, hyväsukuiselta nuorukaiselta, joka haluaa - ennenkuulumatonta! - miesnoidaksi. Geoffrey ja tämän viisas vuohi ovatkin pätevä pari, ja ainahan Tiffanylla ovat apuna myös ikiuskolliset Vapaat pikkumiehet. Kaikki apu on tarpeen, sillä sarjan aiemmissa osissa Kiekkomaasta karkotetut psykopaattiset haltiat hautovat kostoa ja tajuavat Muori Säävirkun kuolemasta kuultuaan, että nyt hetki on koittanut... Rakastetun brittiläisen fantasiakirjailijan viimeinen teos käsittelee vallan ja vastuun teemoja, maailman muuttumista, mies- ja naisenergiaa, yhteisvoimaa ja rakkautta maahan.

Paimenen kruunu

Rinnakkaisten maailmojen ketju, Pitkä Maa, on kauan tuntunut luonnonrikkauksissaan auvoisalta utopialta. Nyt Pitkään Maahan on kuitenkin tunkeutunut aivan uusi ja vihamielinen oliolaji, hyönteismäiset kyborgit. Torjuakseen uhan ihmiskunnan on yhdistettävä voimansa tekoälyn ja nuorten, huippuälykkäiden Seuraavien kanssa, eikä katkerilta uhrauksiltakaan vältytä... Pitkä Utopia on Terry Pratchettin ja Stephen Baxterin tieteisfantasiasarjan Pitkä Maa neljäs osa.

Pitkä Utopia

Människor har förutspått jordens undergång i alla tider, därför är det helt naturligt att vara skeptisk när ett nytt datum är satt för Domedagen. Men vad händer om förutsägelserna denna gång faktiskt är rätt, och apokalypsen verkligen kommer nästa lördag, strax efter te? Förslagsvis kan du ägna dig åt att dränka dina sorger, ge bort alla dina ägodelar, eller skratta åt det som (förhoppningsvis) bara är ett tomt hot. Eller så kan du försöka göra något åt det. Det är i detta tillstånd ängeln Aziraphale och demonen Crowley befinner sig. De har levt bland jordens dödliga från tidernas begynnelse, och har blivit ganska förtjusta i livsstilen och ser inte direkt fram emot den kommande apokalypsen. Och så är det det här med att de tycks ha tappat bort Antikrist som de var ålagda att passa … Kultromanen ”Good Omens”, som Terry Pratchett och Neil Gaiman skrev tillsammans, kom första gången 1990. Nu är den aktuell på nytt som tv-serie med Michael Sheen och David Tennant i huvudrollerna.

Goda omen

Maailmanloppu tulee lauantaina. Ensi lauantaina. Juuri ennen päivällisaikaa, kirjoittaa noita Agnes Nutter täsmällisissä ennustuksissaan. Tämä ei miellytä demoni Crowleyta ja hänen vanhaa "vihamiestään" enkeli Aziraphalea, joiden mielestä maan päällä on oikeastaan aika mukavaa. Mutta miten estää maailmanloppu? No, siten että pysäyttää ilmestyskirjan ratsastajat, kohtaa noitia metsästävän armeijan ja nitistää itse antikristuksen. Joka on mitä miellyttävin yksitoistavuotias nuorimies. Ja joka on hieman yllättäen joutunut hukkaan... Hyviä enteitä on fantasiakirjallisuuden supertähtien Neil Gaimanin ja Terry Pratchettin vuonna 1990 kirjoittama ratkiriemukas maailmanlopun visio, koominen ilmestyskirja, joka on noussut maailmanlaajuisesti kulttimaineeseen. Jalava julkaisi kirjan ensimmäisen kerran vuonna 1992 - nyt ilmestyvä teos on kokonaan uusi suomennos, jonka tekee palkittu kääntäjä Mika Kivimäki. Kirjassaan Gaiman ja Pratchett irvailevat maailman menoa häpeämättömästi ja - liki 30 vuoden jälkeenkin - kutkuttavan osuvasti. Keväällä 2019 Amazon Prime -suoratoistopalvelussa ilmestyi kirjasta tehty televisiosarja Good Omens.

Hyviä enteitä

Em A guerra longa, segundo volume da série best-seller do New York Times e vencedora do Goodreads Choice Awards, Joshua Valienté continua sua jornada pela Terra Longa, em uma trama que levanta questões sobre o que é cidadania e o que constitui um país. Dez anos se passaram e a Terra Longa está totalmente povoada. Uma nova "América", chamada Valhalla, emerge a mais de um milhão de saltos da Terra Padrão. Os princípios norte-americanos são reafirmados em todas as Terras, e o povo de Valhalla começa a refletir sobre o porquê de obedecerem ao regime de um governo que se encontra tão distante. Em paralelo a isso, incidentes suspeitos entre trolls e humanos não param de acontecer; Sally descobre que os humanoides estão sendo usados em experimentos científicos; padre Nelson é convocado para uma missão; e, por fim, uma expedição chinesa com o objetivo de chegar à Terra vinte milhões está em curso. A relação de codependência entre a humanidade e a Terra Longa torna-se insustentável, e Joshua – agora casado e pai de um menino – tem o novo objetivo de encontrar uma solução para a série de crises que ameaça culminar em uma guerra jamais vista. Em A guerra longa, os personagens se deparam com o seguinte questionamento: até quando permitiremos que regras com as quais não concordamos ditem nossa vida? "Dois gigantes da ficção científica. O talento de Pratchett e a imaginação fértil de Baxter formam o casamento perfeito." The Guardian "O conceito de multiverso é uma fonte inesgotável de ideias, mas ninguém o explorou tão bem quanto Pratchett e Baxter nesta série. Uma trama acessível, divertida e envolvente." Independent "Preciso como sempre, Pratchett acertou em cheio na parceria com Baxter, trazendo a dose perfeita de diversão para o mundo da ficção científica." Sunday Times "Uma história inteligente e muito bem contada, com um senso de humor afiado que prende o leitor até o fim." Daily Mail

Terra Longa

A guerra longa (Vol. 2 Terra Longa)

Un clásico de la comedia. Según Las Buenas y Acertadas profecías de Agnes la Chalada Bruja (el único libro fiable de profecías, escrito en 1655, antes de que ella explotara), el fin del mundo tendrá lugar el sábado. El próximo sábado, para ser exactos. Justo antes de la hora de la cena. Los ejércitos del Bien y del Mal se están agrupando, la Atlántida está resurgiendo, llueven sapos y los ánimos están algo alterados así que... todo parece ajustarte al Plan Divino. De no ser por un ángel quisquilloso y un demonio buscavidas que han vivido a costa de los mortales desde el comienzo de los tiempos y que no están dispuestos a aceptar tan fácilmente eso del "Fin de la civilización tal y como la conocemos" . Y... ¡vaya por Dios! ¡Parece que alguien ha hecho desaparecer al Anticristo!

Buenos Presagios

Buenos presagios

Verfilmd als tv-serie Good Omens, met Michael Sheen en David Tennant ‘Ik las Good Omens voor het eerst als tiener en het is altijd een van mijn favoriete verhalen gebleven.’ Michael Sheen, acteur De wereld moet vergaan, dus wordt de Antichrist geboren – maar welk kind is het? Dat was ooit het verhaal van de film The Omen. Hoge omens is een parodie op die film en dan ook stukken leuker dan het origineel. Volgens De oprechte en secure voorspellingen van Agnes Nutter is het einde van de wereld op zaterdag. Aanstaande zaterdag, eerlijk gezegd. Maar twee hoge omens uit hemel en hel hebben het op aarde zo naar hun zin dat ze er een stokje voor willen steken. Nu moeten ze die antichrist nog zien kwijt te raken... maar die is nog maar elf. En om de chaos compleet te maken rijden de vier ruiters van de Apocalyps op motoren rond. Komt er ooit nog een einde aan de wereld? De pers over Good Omens ‘Armageddon naakt, maar in het ziekenhuis loopt het al mis.’ Trouw ‘Good omens, in het Nederlands vertaald als Hoge omens. Als u dat boek ziet: kopen!’ Theodor Holman in Het Parool ‘Wie Good Omens (Hoge omens) nog niet kent staat een ware traktatie te wachten.’ Starburst Magazine

Good Omens

Het is een zwoele Midzomeravond. Er zijn overal van die oogstkringen opgedoken — zelfs in het lapje tuinkers van de vierjarige Poetie Nack. Morgenochtend gaat Magraat Knophlox, heks, met de koning trouwen. Dat zou toch een droom moeten wezen. Zelfs Casanonda, ’s werelds grootste minnaar op één na, is helemaal uit Waarland gekomen voor de bruiloft, zij het eigenlijk ook wel een beetje om Ootje Nack weer eens te zien. Dan laten de dronken klompendansers van Lankhr de Elfen los — reuzedeftige lui, maar helaas ook met gruwelijke trekjes… Een zware klus dus voor Opoe Wedersmeers kibbelende heksenkringetje. Veel fiedeldondijn en bloedspetters.

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