Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder (Unabridged)
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Nilly is the new kid in school, but he doesn't let that or his tiny size slow him down. After all, he has a smart mouth, quick wits, and fearless nature to see him through. Nilly quickly makes two special friends: Lisa, a girl whose own best friend has just moved, and the Doctor Proctor, who has (1) a tragic past (including lost love and betrayal) and (2) a talent for inventing things like industrial strength fart powder. Before long the three friends are involved in an bizarre adventure that includes a vengeful anaconda, outrageous bullies, a treacherous theft, a daring trip through the sewers of Oslo, and some missing gunpowder. This rollicking and highly explosive story - hilariously read by Audie Award winning narrator William Dufris - is not for sensitive ears. For the rest of us, it's more fun that a good game of Pull-My-Finger!
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